Michael Obi's Job Performance Evaluation

Compromising Skills:  Epic Fail  [F---]
Enthusiasm:  Dude Chill. (you're jumping over the moon with all that enthusiasm)  [A++++]
Leadership:  Eh Not Too Bad  [C]
Keeping School Maintained:  Wow.... Major Fail  [F---]
Kindness:  Dunderhead.  [D]
Communication Skills:  Needs Major Improvement  [D]
Comprehension:  Needs A New Brain; Comprehends Nothing  [F]
Listening Skills:  They Are Nonexistent  [F--]


I would not be proud of these marks on my evaluation.